The Problem

The crypto world is full of lofty and pretentious coins that promise big things like changing the world or revolutionizing your fucking shopping experience. But, let’s be honest here, most people just want to make serious money and just have a good time. Who gives a shit about raising funds for a fucking canine shelter?

That’s where Hymen rips onto the scene. No fancy promises, just a straight-up fun, absolute shit coin, that we promise will violently push through all the layers of seriousness and get to what most folks really want: the bloody profits.